You need to know what a 401k is, how an HMO differs from a PPO, why April 15th matters so much, and many other mundane life necessities. However, the most important thing to hit you in the real world is that there will not be a room full of 4 guys down the hall who you can run and get when you need to kill one of these:
|Welcome to the real world, Biotch. So gross.|
In other news, I went for a hot sweaty run last night. Hill repeats = drenched in sweat.
|For real, what age does acne stop?|
|When your shirt is two different colors you had a good work out. Sorry I'm ADD and forgot to look up.|
|I know many of you have been dreaming of the day you would see a picture of me struggling to do one push-up. You're welcome. And yes, those are 6 pairs of cowboy boots lined up behind me. Be jealous.|